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Somewhere else, really far away...
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You're here for the free cookies or to buy a REAL toy?
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That's what I thought...

so, let's see...
Maybe, you're searching for something destructive... because that's all we have here... powerful machines of destruction!
Well, also buildings... but still, if you're interested in destructive weapons, we have 'em...
let's start with the boring things, to leave the best for the finale... Barracks, comfy and in two sizes: King size and Emperor sized... What? Oh, sorry. We sold the Emperor Sized one yesterday...
The starport is big enough to house even the battlecruisers that so few people can buy... also perfect for the school dropship, so you don't have to waste to much jetpack fuel for your kids...
That factory don't work, so it only costs 50 minerals...
Ah? The command center? We found it half-buried in the wastelands. The engineers couldn't clean that strange organ-like plant, so it has a 50% discount...

You want to see the destructive things now? I thought so...
Heh, I knew the golden scarab thing would draw your attention... no idea what it does, but makes a perfect giant garden gnome.
Now, the real machines. To start, the all-mighty Siege Tank. We have two versions: normal and Mode-Switching. The normal is the average tank, but for 150 more minerals, you can upgrade the tank to have both tank and siege mode... Don't believe it's powerful? I'll show what it can do to an alien watermelon, then! HURRAH! *blows watermelon with siege tank* That's pure Arclite power...
Now, if what you're seekin' for is speed, the Vulture motorcycle is the best choice. There's nothing faster than this in the whole system. though it hasn't the same combat capabilities as the tank, the grenade launcher comes quite handy when things get tough, and the spider mine feature is very welcomed by space hunters. Just watch the Vespene tank level, or you hear the dreaded "Require more Vespene Gas" voice message in the middle of nothing.
The last is the Goliath combat vehicle. It's purely designed to destroy things, blow stuff... and destroy more things!
It has twin 20mm gattling cannons, and a nice pack of Hellfire missiles. Perfect for a nice stroll, isn't it?
but, for those whose hobbies are building things in outer space, the SCV engineering suit is the best choice. It's capable of lifting twice its own weight, so it's perfect for heavy rocks collectors.

If you're lucky enough, we'll get some new Wraith combat starships next week, so stay in connection with us.
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Did you run out of nuclear silos?